64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

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jessehimself:

Do not test Reza Aslan.

We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode)

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silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

(Source: pip-pip-piddlydoo)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with its partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

I am sorry I doubted you.

(Source: elizabetbennet)