“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser”
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.
this is so wild
hello i am post these maymes for ur perusal thanks hope 2 enjoy
u say unpack i say leave the suitcase open on the floor until i eventually use everything in it and then put it away 2 months later