cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

lolita-harlette-haze:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 

(Source: princess-neville)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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glasshammers:

johnbaldessorry:

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

INCREDIBLE

this is so wild

(Source: stoicsilence)

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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captainbritish:

hello i am post these maymes for ur perusal thanks hope 2 enjoy

urbancatfitters:

u say unpack i say leave the suitcase open on the floor until i eventually use everything in it and then put it away 2 months later

(Source: urbancatfitters)

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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(Source: unperceptible)