Hetero Humor™
Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

zackisontumblr:

i wish animated lizzie mcguire would show up and act out what’s going on in my life

tfw u have a small dick but she gotta lift your small dick esteem

smeggies:

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jetgreguar:

jetgreguar:

I’m 29

sorry im not over the fact that the song timing for this was perfect