deerpong:

deerpong:

I FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

never let this die

(Source: nintendogs64)

ibock:

“you’re chubby”

i know and i’m cute as frick

[devours entire burger in front of you] 

weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.

(Source: electropuke)

nayx:

please dont believe anything you see on this website unless it’s actually sourced like please

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

earthnation:

why do porn blogs follow me do they like to have a little laugh while they are furiously masturbating

lalondes:

youknowtheres-oil-intheice:

lalondes:

when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women

How can you spell “patriarchal misogynistic gender norms” But not “Your” “Come” “The” and “Spaghetti” 

ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

(Source: sadkagamine)

rupsidaisy:

hipsterlucifer:

rupsidaisy:

Did u know…. Ur allowed to change ur mind

Did you know… You can read a dictionary.

I tried but the plot was lacking

(Source: rupindre)